Total Medals Earned: 364 (From 79 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,880 Points
Medals Earned: 3/9 (15/185 points)
Poop Yourself to Death
Get Electrocuted
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 10 Times
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 20 Times
Cause a Car Crash with your Doody
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 30 Times
Beat Call of Doody using only 5 poops.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (185/185 points)
Start watching! But will you finish it?
You actually sat through that crap?!?!?!?!?
Watch for the 2nd time!
Watch for the 3RD TIME!!!
Medals Earned: 6/10 (50/155 points)
Hack any planets first lazer wall without failing
Kill all bots on any level
Destroy 30 asteroids during the story sequences
Complete Planet 1
Complete Planet 2
Complete Planet 3
Destroy 20 bots using only bombs
Bomb your way to the secret area on Planet 2
Complete the game in under 20 mins in one sitting
Medals Earned: 11/16 (165/345 points)
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Collect 2000 pounds of chocolate
Don't touch anything for 10 seconds
Travel up as high as possible
Get 10 fuel tanks in one round
Get hit 10 times in one round without a shield in one round
Kill 50 enemies in one round
Travel 50 miles in one trip
Travel 100 miles in one trip
Start the game as a girl
Upgrade the chocolate drop rate to maximum
Last 10 seconds while you're out of fuel
Buy the biggest gift
Buy everything in the store
Play a total of 5 hours
Medals Earned: 2/7 (35/160 points)
The weight of the unaware has been lifted.
Complete the game leaving people injured but alive.
Remove the weight with half the civilians still alive.
You maliciously killed everyone.
Complete the game with survivors with the weight of the unaware.
Complete the game without harming animals or civilians.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/470 points)
First Boss defeated!
No Misses!
Second Boss defeated!
Third Boss defeated!
Fourth Boss defeated!
Final Boss defeated!
Medals Earned: 7/20 (80/190 points)
The ultimate sacrifice, if you ask me!
He has his nose back!
Don't be hatin'! Afros are hip, yo.
Go get 'em, Officer Adrian!
I was never good at remembering names.
He's on channel 1337.
You're a very kind person!
WHY ARE WE YELLING?!
It's a trick question anyway!
Me want cookie!!
Staring is caring! (Ssssss...)
He was probably just borrowing the plane anyway.
I SAID SORRY!
That would be least of my worries, if I were a zombie!
But there's something wrong!
Aw, poor clown.
IGP is the b055!
Not the most appropriate thing to say!
That's a good way to end a conversation.
It's all part of the game!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/15 points)
Game completed
Medals Earned: 3/5 (80/180 points)
die 10 times in one game
achieve your highest power level
obtain the power of the shrine
discover the secret ending
defeat the shrine without dying once
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)